Last call for Paradox 2013!

Right, cars are tesselated to infinity and beyond, gaffa tape has arrived (yay), the sun is shining and I have my best pants on. Paradox 2013, here I come! Looking forward to seeing lots of my lovely friends, and other adventurers, in the woods.

If you still haven’t got yours yet, tickets are still available via Barry at Fellfoot Box Office on 015395 31014, or there should be a limited amount available on the door but please call first to check on that number, or call me (Neil) on 07821 722231.

Safe journeys, and see you in the woods 🙂

Ticket update…

Tickets sale for this event through Ticketsellers are now closed. However, you can still purchase direct from Fellfoot Box Office using your credit / debit card by calling Barry on 015395 31014 – pricing is as follows:

Weekend ticket (including camping on all three nights) – £50

Evening ticket (including camping for one night only) – £20

Gig only evening ticket (no camping, any night) – £12

Alternatively, there should be tickets available on the door, but please call Barry on 015395 31014 or Neil on 07821 722231 to check availability before you depart!

Full running order finally revealed!

It’s a bit late I admit, but things have been changing fast here…anyway, for your delectation, here is the (approximate) running order for the whole weekend. Note that times may change depending on acts of jehovah / allah / buddah / David Icke etc etc.

SO…if you have been waiting to see when your favourite band was playing before making your ticket purchase…now ya know, so get to it!



10.15 – 11.00 > DJs

9.30 – 10.15 > PLANK!

8.45 – 9.30 > DJs


7.45 – 8.15 > DJs


6.30 – 7.00 > DJs

5.45 – 6.30 > JOEL HARRIES


12.00 – 1.00 > DJs

11.00 – 12.00 > OMNIA OPERA

10.15 – 11.00 > DJs

9.30 – 10.15 > THE LAZE

8.45 – 9.30 > DJs

8.00 – 8.45 > ANKLEPANTS

7.15 – 8.00 > DJs

6.30 – 7.15 > COLOSSLOTH

5.45 – 6.30 > DJs

5.00 – 5.45 > TBC


11.15 – MIDNIGHT > DJs

11.00 – 11.15 > PARADOX SURPRISE!

10.00 – 11.00 > KRANKSCHAFT

9.30 – 10.00 > DJs

8.45 – 9.30 > WHITE BLACULA

8.00 – 8.45 > DJs

7.15 – 8.00 > BRUISE

6.45 – 7.15 > DJs

6.15 – 6.45 > 72% MORRISSEY

5.45 – 6.15 > DJs

5.00 – 5.45 > DAMRAI VENT

Feed of the forest, Eat of the sun > Weekend menu published!

Here at Paradox central we know that for complete enjoyment of your pancosmic experience you need good fuel in your tumblodes, and once again we are very pleased to have the lovely Hannah dishing up assorted delights for your gastronomic fulfilment 🙂


Feed of The Forest, Eat of The Sun

Breakfast Menu – served from 9am

Porridge with syrup, honey or jam – £2

Veggie brekkie: Homemade veggie sausages & potato cakes with beans, toast and sautéed vegetables – £3.50


Evening Menu – served from 5pm

Veggie chilli & nachos, with cheese & soured cream – £3.50

Veg & lentil curry with cous cous salad – £3.50

Homemade spinach & wheat grain burger, in a bun with salad – £3.50


Fruit juice cocktail – £2

Homemade cakes – £1 per slice

All of our veggie food is also suitable for vegans and is handmade with love using minimal oil and salt.
Putting good energy in means you can give good energy out.

Aerial view of Fellfoot Wood and surroundings…

Thought some of you might appreciate a different perspective on exactly what makes the location of Paradox so special, so here’s a nice view, courtesy of Google Earth. Note the mahoosive lake on doorstep (you can only see half of it in this pic), pretty much nothing but trees and greenery elsewhere, and of course Gummer’s How for those of you who like an easy-ish walk, which provides stunning views over the whole Lake District and surrounding area. Pretty damn special I reckon…


Flyer reveal!

For reasons that may have become apparent over the last couple of days, the flyer for Paradox has been a while longer coming than it should have…but I am now very happy to be able to reveal it in its full glory! The more eagle-eyed amongst you may notice that not only has one band disappeared off there, another has been added. What shall be taken away, so shall be given 😉 So whilst I am very disappointed to have to announce the removal of Antimatter People from the lineup, I am more than delighted to announce the addition of The Laze, of whom I shall tell you more in due course. In the meantime, feast your eyes upon this little beauty. The physical version should be appearing amongst you in a matter of days…


Anklepants confirmed for Saturday night!

News hot off the press! Anklepants (aka Dr. Reecard Farché) is now 100% confirmed to appear on Saturday night at Paradox 2013 🙂 Many artists get called ‘unique’, some deserve it more than others, Anklepants is most definitely deserving of that description. As with most of the music we try to bring you at Paradox, it is hard to put into words exactly what he does, as it is a combination of styles and his own very distinctive stage presence, so maybe best to just put a video up, so the curious can investigate…suffice to say we’re very excited about the specific variety of lunacy that the good Doctor will be bringing to the woods 🙂